A half century old conflict between the Trix Rabbit and hyperactive children shows no signs of resolution. The roots of the struggle can be traced back to the turbulent 1960s when the Trix breakfast cereal was created by Joe Harris. While an oppressed African American population was gradually gaining civil rights, the Trix Rabbit found himself hopelessly discriminated against. Despite countless appeals, the Trix Rabbit was denied his right to enjoy a bowl of Trix cereal. Many conservative leaders have maintained that breakfast is supposed to be a sacred bond between a man and his cereal. Senator Rick Santorum backed the ban on Trix for rabbits. “What kind of message would it send to our kids if we let rabbits enjoy trix for Breakfast? For centuries, America has been based on the foundation of men eating cereal,” Santorum told the AP. “If you give a rabbit an inch, he’ll take an ell,” said Senator Trent Lott explaining his support of a constitutional amendment banning Trix for rabbits.The Trix Rabbit sought therapy from Dr. Hypnosis in a failed attempt to change his cereal preference orientation. “The Trix Rabbit’s love for this cereal clearly has innate genetic origins and it is beyond his ability to change his lifestyle,” said Dr. Hypnosis. A growing liberal movement has formed which supports the Trix Rabbit’s quest for his cereal. Online petitions and political ad campaigns have been setup which urge General Mills to allow the rabbit to enjoy a bowl of Trix. As the presidential elections approach, many politicians hold moderate views. Senator Kerry has conceded that he would support a Civil Union for the Rabbit and Trix, but he still maintains that breakfast is intended to between a man and his cereal. Despite this conciliatory measure, the issue promises to be a topic of heated discussion in future elections.
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